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You won’t believe this one…

July 25, 2006

So today I have a bunch of errands to run… orders to drop off, supplies to pass on, paper pin order completed and a Super Walmart run up in Hanover.  We are just about in Hanover and Evan looks out the window and spots a McD’s and proceeds to say, "Mommy, can you go to McDonald’s to get me a snack, I’m REALLY hungry."  I couldn’t pass up the lure of the junk-food cheeseburger and happily obliged.  Up at the window I order three happy meals, pay, pick up order, toss back a juice box to hold Evan over until I can pull into a spot and hand back his meal.  So I am getting out of the van and a police car pulls up behind me, blocking me in.  Hmmm… I wonder what’s up.  As I begin to walk to the kids door the officer begins to address me, "Ma’am, we got a call from someone behind you that was concerned you may be driving while intoxicated."  Um, WHAT?!?!?  "Have you been drinking?"  Um, Sir it’s a rare occasion that I drink to begin with and besides that I am THREE months pregnant and I have three children in the van with me.  I may be crazy, but I am not stupid!  He looks a bit embarrassed to even be having this conversation with me, asks me my name and some info but does not ask for my license or anything else, even though I gladly offer it.  "Maybe you were just reaching for something."  Sir I have three demanding kids in my back seat it’s very probable that I was reaching for something.  He excuses himself, I pass Evan his meal and get back in the van and fight back hysterical laughter.  After a minute of though I realize the busy-body that called me in must have been behind me as I was signing a couple of checks and writing out my deposit slip.  My bad, I should know better than to try and multitask in the van.  Besides it’s not like I went into the oncoming lane or something, maybe I skimmed the shoulder a bit but please, accusing me of being DRUNK.  That was definitely a first for me.  Still have to laugh about it.  Even called Vince so he could share in the laughter.

Seriously people, this was a totally true story! I know I have you laughing too.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Aunt Gee Gee permalink
    July 25, 2006 11:33 PM

    lol… yes I was laughing, for a minute there I thought you were gonna say Evan did something funny because it is usually him. That’s crazy. No I guess you can’t multitask like that while driving. Love ya

  2. brittany permalink
    July 26, 2006 12:23 AM

    lol..thats funny…i can’t believe sum1 actually called..thats crazy..ppl must get real bored out there..i think it’s time to move alittle closer to home!…wink wink

  3. Auntie Kisses aka Sister Laurie permalink
    July 26, 2006 11:01 PM

    Thats is really too funny!! Unbelievable. You gotta take it easy in the car ;)I can relate though … i do make up in the car – driving bores me. LoL

  4. July 29, 2006 11:03 AM

    Mommy is a crazy driver!!

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